Reptilians Need Love Too? | Vol. 3 / No. 2.1

Source Photos: Axel Naud, Daniel X. O'Neil, CC BY 2.0
Uncle Sauroid wants *you* | Source Photos: Axel Naud, Daniel X. O’Neil, CC BY 2.0

Some days you just stumble across things that make you laugh. According to a 2013 poll, possibly as many as 12% of Americans believe in “lizard people” or “reptilians.” The Atlantic even has an article (in good fun) on how to identify them.

And I just found the icing on the cake.

Some kind, good-hearted soul has thought of the reptilians themselves, and how hard a time they must have finding love, what with their busy world-domination schedules. Enter, the dating website for reptilians… and human slaves…

…and Dick Cheney, apparently.

One testimonial reads: Other sites just never understood my need to connect with exclusively other Lizard People (or human slaves chosen against their will).”

Check it out. There’s also a link to the Facebook page for Lizard People of New York, which is also worth a look.

Happy Monday, everyone.


Richard Ford Burley is a writer and doctoral candidate at Boston College, as well as an editor at Ledger, the first academic journal devoted to Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. In his spare time he writes about science, skepticism, feminism, and techno-futurism here at This Week In Tomorrow.