Your Monday Sweigart | Vol. 3 / No. 12.1

At this point I’m basically getting such a steady stream of crazy, courtesy of one particular reader, that I’ve decided to rename the Monday Crazy posts after her. So here’s your Monday Sweigart.

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David Wolfe is nuts. So nuts it’s actually hilarious. Facebooker “A Science Enthusiast” posted this video of Wolfe talking about… chocolate and… energy? I think? It’s really so crazy you have to listen for yourself. Here’s a brief transcript:

Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun. Chocolate is an octave of sun energy. In fact, it’s the energy of the center of the sun. It’s a male energy that comes down off the sun. Actually, out of all plants, the cacao is right on line target the center of the sun, which we call, in our body, the heart. And actually cacao, right up with the center of the sun, which is the center of the heart, which is called the sacred heart. So the cacao is hitting that frequency of the sacred heart, and it’s the energy that comes from the sun!

Happy Monday, everyone.

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Richard Ford Burley is a writer and doctoral candidate at Boston College, as well as an editor at Ledger, the first academic journal devoted to Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. In his spare time he writes about science, skepticism, feminism, and futurism here at This Week In Tomorrow.