Paging Chris Chibnall: Sue Perkins Is Free Now | Vol. 3 / No. 46.3
Dear Mr. Chibnall, I know Peter Capaldi’s not leaving as the Doctor any time soon, and we all love him for it, but you see, the Great British Bake Off is moving to Channel 4, […]
letters to people who won’t ever read them
Dear Person Who Probably Doesn’t Care What I Think… | Vol. 3 / No. 45.5
Dear Lena… | Image: Gabriël Metsu, CC0 (Public Domain) [Author’s note: I wrote this right after the brouhaha in question. Internet culture being what it is, it’s already Old News to most people, but I thought […]
There are Orlando Shooting Truthers, Because of Course There Are | Vol. 3 / No. 43.3
Just wrap it around your head, folks — gotta keep the mind control rays out | Photo: Dean Hochman, CC BY 2.0 This is a rant about the idiocy of mass shooting conspiracy nuts. I […]
Dear Bernie: An Open Letter About GMO Labeling | Vol. 3 / No. 17.4
In which I write a letter to Bernie Sanders he’ll never read. *** Dear Senator (and presidential hopeful) Bernie Sanders, I think you’re swell. I’m a small-c conservative from Canada, so while you’re still not […]